The Adventures of the StonedStranger & Toronto
A Cloud of Smoke.....a coff.....and a Hardy HI HO Freedom
let's listen in as The StonedStranger and Toronto....his trusted Bud and helpful bong loader....take a break from chasing the mean old cracksmokin' cowpokers ...
Toronto says......."Ugg good buds .....we get good deal this time"
"Yes" says StonedStranger....."wish we could grow our own......I'd get some of dem mail order seeds and grow em for myself.......got another bong load of that killer Toronto?"
"Yes Kemosobie......me take shitload off cracksmokin' cowpokers in raid last night"
"Well" replies StonedStranger.....Let's toke it up and run over to the Local headshop and cop some bong cleaner this bong tastes like.....hummmm.....well it needs cleanin'"
Toronto shruggs and mumbles......"tasted fine till ya put brown weed in"
Tune in next time as we hear StonedStranger say.......
"Free the Weed.....plant your Seed
HI HO Freedom"
A cloud of Smoke and a Hardy HI HO Freedom
As we listen in StonedStranger is rambling to Toronto again.....they're both kinda stoned....
StonedStranger ....coffs...takes another bong hit....coffs and gags for a moment...passes the bong.
"Toronto.....why is that stoners just can't seem to get their shit together anymore.....I mean there're millions of us.....we have the power......we buy enough pot daily to buy a thousand congressmen."
Toronto replies....."Ugg Kemosobie.....not understand ways of stoners too well....me think mostly just closet smokers ......think they are so safe.....till the man comes Kemosobie."
"Yes Toronto"...StonedStranger replies in a deep cowboy voice...."Pack that bong again....I feel a speech comin' on"
"Someone's just gotta find away to unite all these net junkies....we all could donate just 1% of what we spend on smoke and we could use that power....to lobby congress.....we could buy commerical time on TV....hummm"
Toronto shakes his head and mumbles....."too many closet smokers......not enough take stand"
As the sun sets we see Toronto and the StonedStranger blowin' smoke as they ride off into the distance.....
Tune in next time as we hear Toronto say....."KuuL....Uggg"
Return with us now to those thrilling
daze of yesteryears......A puff of smoke a coff
and a Hardy HI HO Freedom.
Let's listen in on another adventure of the StonedStrangerAs we listen in on a conversation between StonedStranger and Toronto.....his fearless sidekick, we hear StonedStranger say....
"Well Toronto this new law
is gonna put us out of business I'm
afraid......why should we have to take
a piss test? I mean we work hard everyday
stoppin' crime and keepin' our smoke dry.....why this week alone we've run in lots of cracksmokin' cowpokers"
Toronto replies....."Uggg......pee test unfair to good cow pokers also.......whanext StonedStranger?...full cavity searches daily before we can go outside?"
As StonedStranger hits his
personalized original saddle horn bong (given to
him personally by WildBillSmokesMuch).......he reply's........"Coff Coff.....here Toronto fill this back up and we will think awhile"
StonedStranger takes another
huge hit......and as he exhales.......these words
roll off his lips.....
"Is this country not the
same anymore? Why shouldn't the punishment
fit the crime instead of just
creating more crime? Am I no longer free in my
own Ranch House? Tonto sometimes
it really just pisses me off to see em puttin'
perfectly good and honest
people in jail for having a smile on their face.
Let's make a blood brother
pac to turn this silly ass war on weed
around.....I mean.....if we all
circle the wagons we can do it......there are millions of us.
as Toronto shruggs........he
mumbles....."always same speech everynight.....we all talk but nothing gets done"
Tune in next week as we hear
StonedStranger say...."where'd ya put the good
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ah Ha a new episode found lost somewhere just surfaced.....
Return with us now to those thrilling daze of yesteryear as we listen in on the StonedStranger and Toronto. A cloud of smoke a loud coffcoff and a hardy HIHO
for a mr StonedStranger
"I'm the StonedStranger I'll take that" says the StonedStranger in a deep cowsmokinbudpuffin kind of a way.
"what telegram say StondedStranger?"
asks Toronto....faithful alibi and bongloader
"Well it seems our Friend in Tennessee needs some help Toronto" exclaims StonedStranger
"TenFreak says that the only way to get anything done is to have a senator to introduce a bill which will have to pass both houses and then signed by the governor."
"Uggg" moans Toronto....
"Tennessee does have a screwed up state constitution"
"Well Toronto......we have only one choice in the matter......."as StonedStranger raises his voice
"We're off to tennessee to help ten free the weed so he can plant his seed."
so with a kinda weird look on Toronto's face cause of that last remark Toronto says
"Ugggg there's no better time than the present"
Tune in next time as we here StonedStranger say......
"He also says bring green...mummm...wonder what that means?" he says in a stoned dazedlike voice..... mounting his horse FreedoM he mumbles"maybe it would sound better if.....
I said plant your seeds to free the weed!"
"HIHO Freedom AwaY"
maybe more to come soon.